Oct 26, 2009

I like it Smooth

As regular readers might know already I´m addicted to Followers, to know people might actually read what I have to say makes my heart feel like jumping up and down -but I rather suffer this heart attack than having no followers at all- and on this occasion I have the pleasure of having as followers two exact same opposites, a man that every reader recognizes and loves for his literary style and needs no introduction what so ever -and still it would be an insult not to give him one- Dr. Mandragora from Sine Logicum and a Completely new blogger Cooper -very welcomed to blogtown- from Cooper´s Corner, so let´s make him feel welcomed and go say hi to him :) -actually I tried to be his first Follower but Just beat me to it (course you Just! COURSE YOU!!)-.

Ok, so now that I´ve managed to get down from the table and do a little "new follower" victory dance I have to tell you about something I´ve discovered from direct observation at the guys at the gym, MY dad showed me how to do this when I was 7, by 15 started doing it once a week, when I turned 17 had to do it every other day and by 19 it turned into a daily routine. Still guys don´t actually know how to do this correctly. If you haven´t started yet you will and should learn how to do it correctly as it´s part of the whole being born a Man, if you already do it just check it out too, you might learn a thing or two.



Shaving is not a science, but don´t do as this jack-a$$ and do it in as many stokes as possible until you can do it in only one otherwise you´ll end up with a shaved face and an irritated skin. This becomes part of the morning routine of every man eventually, just like combing or brushing your teeth. Now if what you want is a clean, smooth appearance elsewhere then I found this one too, -Ok, I know it´s a Gillete commercial, but I´m pretty sure you can get the same outcome from any other brand:



So any ways, hope this help men everywhere, and if it didn´t at least it didn´t hurt either.

-This public health service has been brought to you by your reliable friend at Loveless Incorporated.-

Love to all
Me

10 comments:

Dr Mandragora said...

Oh my goodness, the How to Shave the Groin video was just.....wow. Lol!

And thanks for the welcome. I'm not really sure how I managed to only just now find your blog, but I will definitely take the time to go back several posts to see what has gone on before.

Just said...
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Octavius said...

I just loved that Gillette add, priceless.

Octavius.

Ethan said...

Dzyan you are one crazy man that's for sure and we need to talk on MSN again

Aek said...

Hehe, interesting vids there. :-P

Formysake said...

I guess I should learn from this videos, but I just kinda do whatever and it works fine...lol(and I never get itchy down there...)

Brett said...

LOL! Great vid ;)

=]

Cooper said...

Thanks so much for the welcome I am just blow away at the people that is reading my blog. Honestly I never thought that anyone would and to see you did a post about it wow thanks! Love your blog I'm going back reading your old post also. Love the shaving videos!

Dave83201 said...

LOL! The things we learn from Fer! I'd love a video of you shaving your scuff. One can dream...

Stephen Chapman... said...

More amazing facts you pick up on blogs!

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